Tulane Songtext
von The A-Bones

Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop
The backroom of their counter was the cream of the crop
Everything was clickin′ and the business was good
Then one day lo and behold an officer stood
Johnny jumped the counter but his phone wouldn't sell
Tulane bent it over Johnny fell in a yell
Go ahead on Tulane
He can′t catch up with you
Go Tulane
He ain't man enough for you
Go Tulane
Use all the speed you got
Go Tulane
You know you need a lot
Go Tulane
He's laggin′ behind go ahead on Tulane
Go by your father′s and his business was slow
See if he was on his own soon as you hit the door
Push the counter in the hall and open up the door
Go by Dr. Kelly tell him your father's up for cure


Tell him we need it quick or she may have to testify
That you′ve been sick all day and that's the perfect alibi
Go ahead on Tulane
He can′t catch up with you
Go Tulane
He ain't man enough for you
Go Tulane
Use all the speed you got
Go Tulane
You know you need a lot
Go Tulane
He′s laggin' behind go ahead on Tulane
Go to jail and drive in case you run into the man
At traffic stop and get the stuff and hide it in the van
Go back by your father's get the money for the van
And bring it down to Perry out there rockin′ funky jams
Remember get a lawyer and to think about a bail
Somebody lookin′ in the thing or get the bank to bail
Go ahead on Tulane
He can't catch up with you
Go Tulane
He ain′t man enough for you
Go Tulane
Use all the speed you got
Go Tulane
You know you need a lot
Go Tulane
He's laggin′ behind go ahead on Tulane
Go ahead on