The Modern Choice Songtext
von Th' Dudes

Back in the old years
I knew two thousand girls
My children would never understand
I′d do it all again

Where are the boys?
I didn't want to lose them, lose them, lose them
Where are the boys?
I can′t keep up with the modern boys
I can't keep up with the modern joys

Back in the good years
I loved three thousand girls
My children would never understand
I'd love ′em all again


Where are the boys?
I didn′t want to lose them, lose them, lose them
Where are the boys?
I can't keep up with the modern boys
I can′t keep up with the modern joys

Finally, gentlemen walk behind me
Following all my mind sees
Looking for anything

I can't keep up with the modern boys
I can′t keep up with the modern joys

Back in the good times
I'd hump the city′s whores
And I married the village virgin
But now the bitch is gone, yes she has

Where are the boys?
I didn't want to lose them, lose them, lose them
Where are the boys?
I can't keep up with the modern boys
I can′t keep up with the modern joys
I can′t keep up with the modern boys
Oh no, I can't keep up with the modern joys