Roller Derby Queen Songtext
von Terry Dan

I′m gonna tell you a story that you won't believe
But I fell in love last Friday Evening
With a girl I saw on a barroom TV screen
Well I was just getting ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple more shots and beers

The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
Around and round, oh, round and round
Meanest hunk o′ woman that anybody'd ever seen
Down in the arena

She was five-foot-six, two-fifteen
A bleach-blonde bomber with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight
Well, that Roller Derby program said
That she was built like a frigerator with a head
Her fans call her Tuffy, but all her buddies call her Spike


You know that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
Around and round, oh, round and round
Meanest hunk o' woman that anybody′d ever seen
Down in the arena-huh

Well I could not help it but to fall in love
With this heavy-duty woman I′ve been speaking of
Things were kinda bad until the day she skated into my life
Well, she might be nasty, she might be fat
But I never met a person who would tell her that
She's my bleach-blonde bomber, my heavy-handed Hackensack mamma

You know that I fell in love with a roller derby queen
Around and round, oh, round and round
Meanest hunk o′ woman that anybody'd ever seen
Down in the arena-huh


Round and round, oh, round and round
Round and round, oh, round and round
Oooooo-ooooo-oooooh
Round and round, oh, round and round
Round and round, oh, round and round
Oooooo-ooooo-oooooh
Round and round, oh, round and round
Round and round, oh, round and round
Oooooo-ooooo-oooooh
Round and round, oh, round and round
Round and round, oh, round and round
Oooooo-ooooo-oooooh
Round and round, oh, round and round
Round and round, oh, round and round
Oooooo-ooooo-oooooh