Bad Dog Songtext
von Ted Hawkins

Come closer baby
Come sit on Daddy′s knee
Got something to tell you
There's something we must get straight right now
Now that I′m back from you know where
I want you to know it's a groovy feeling
Being wrapped up in your arms one more time
What kind of animal you got outside
Trying to keep me from coming in my own yard
Ripped my pants legs, skinned my knee
Bit a hole out the seat of my pants
And you come running out hollering "Bad dog!"
I realize the fact that you need some
Type of a something under the house
That's capable of giving you a helping hand while I′m gone
But that dog barking at everybody
That come here except one special man


Yeah, he bark at the milkman
He bark at the postman
What′s the reason your dog won't bark at this man?

To me this don′t make no sense
If anybody else come near that gate he'd give them a vicious smile
And snap through the electric barbed wire fence
But when this dude come to the gate
He leaps up in his arms, licks the dude′s face, wags his tail
Wiggle like a worm
Barks three happy yaps and run around the yard and laugh
Yeah, pretty mama I don't understand
Tell me what′s so special about the man
What's the reason your dog won't bark at this man?
Hey, hey, hey woman


He bark at the telephone man
He bark at the Sparkletts man
He bark at the cockroach man
He bark at the welfare lady
He bark at the watermelon man
I tried to give him some barbecue ribs once
He bit my hand
He bit my hand
He bit my hand
He bit my hand
He bit my hand