Apple Juice Songtext
von Taintstick

Hey dude, you′re cool
I really think you are
Do you feel like grabbing a quick bite
And rollerblading in the park
Let me tell you a little bit about myself
I ain't faking, I love Clay Aiken
And teddy bears and what Paris wears as well
I like parties and beer
And I think that I′d like you
To get started right here
Let's get some apple juice
Hey man, here's a flower
We can sniff for hours and hours
Or instead, I′ll give you head
If my mom catches us we′ll both be dead
Tell me more of the things that you like best
Like Fall Out Boy, AFI, and Ryan Seacrest
You like parties and beer
And what I'll do to you If we get started right here
Let′s get some apple juice
My penis, your rear
I'll wipe off all the poo
Did your test come out clear?
Cool, let′s get some apple juice
Dude, you're so cool
Yo, Matt, you′re the coolest
Yo, dude, you're cool
No, dude, you're so awesome
I love you, dude
No, the guitar part you′re playing is totally awesome right now
I love you, dude
Yo, smell my finger, man, I just had it in your ass
Ew, dude, that′s so cool
Weird but cool, you know what I'm saying?
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Let me see your penis