Almost Perfect Songtext
von Sushi Soucy

Have you checked?
Have a look in the mirror
There′s a fault, a crack, a flaw, a defect
Have you tried wrapping up? Typing over? Eating less?
Procedure almost perfect
Swear by these results, my darling, self-improvement is my mission
You can try and fail to look like me, and I can make permission

Hey, your lips have a tilt
Have you thought about how big this space between your eyebrows is?
Have you heard? If you breathe, it'll give you double chin
Sometimes it′s best to hold it in, it's all your fault
The ability to change is in your hands
Just slam the wall, your bones too thick and simply grind them into sand
With my favourite brand

Look at you, babe, you're almost there
With just another dime or two, the gods will surely spare you
Negligence is sinful, it′s good to care
I′ve heard your useless, dumb excuses toughen up
'Cause life just isn′t fair


Every day, I wake up, and I do my morning shed
It's worth it, though I look insane
All the things that you′ve never even thought about before
There's a new standard to attain
Don′t make me laugh
There's a way to look 18 until you die, we'll do the math
There′s a million useless trinkets you can buy
It′d be a crime not to try

Look at you, babe, you're almost there
With just another dime or two, the gods will surely spare you
Negligence is sinful, it′s good to care
I've heard your useless, dumb excuses toughen up
′Cause life just isn't fair

Don′t you wanna give up all the things that make you unique?
Don't you wanna look the age of your biological peak?
You're just a kid, but that doesn′t mean you get to just slack off
You′re aging rapidly, you better not bend over, laugh, or cough
(Unless you want those ugly lines that show you've experienced human emotion)

Look at you, babe, you′re almost there
The time to hate yourself is now
It's good to be aware you can fix your imperfections
But you′re running out of time
Let me point you in the right direction, buy this foreign skincare line

You're all ugly, and it′s all your fault