The Crayon Song Songtext
von Studio C

Hello kids, I′m the color red
And I brought my friends to teach you about them
They're the colors of all the things you see, and red is me
The color of awesome things
Like hearts, and roses, and Mars, but most importantly
Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood! (Hooray)

Hi, I′m orange like mac and cheese
Let's name other orange things now, if you please
You got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand
On a (prescription bottles) cotton barns
All your orange friends
La, la, la, la, la, la chill! (Hooray)

What are you doing?
What I was born to do
As you can probably guess, yellow's pretty fun (Jaundice)
You can find it on a bus or the rays of the sun! (Jaundice)
If you ask me, yellow′s number one (never failure)
You like yellow! You sound - (Jaundice), you try a lemon
Jaundice! (Take it!)


I once ate a bug that was the color green
But the ER said it was a poisonous thing
So that explains why I threw up green
And inside that green there were chunks of green
I bet you wish you had a list of green
Hooray!

Why didn′t you change that one?
I like that verse
The ocean is a place where big creatures live (nightmares)
It's a deep blue sea (and it′ll kill you to death), especially if you're on Titanic
So let that sink in, pun intended
Hooray!

Don′t blow this for us, man! C'mon, heh
Purple is the color of many pretty things from a lilac
Ooh! Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Oh! Oh! Ooh!
Hooray!

I guess it′s my turn, there are brown things like dirt
I can't remember the words, please don't hurt, me
Whoa! (ho!, Be careful)

White things include (all broken bones)
And does a paper! (And rabies foam)
There′s Ivory! (Worth a lot of money)
If you wanna buy some, then email me
Hooray! Hooray
Oh, no!


Black is the color of emptiness
I feel it in my soul ′cause I'm an emotional mess (aah!)
Take care of the bodies, shove them up a kid′s nose or something
Back to normal! (Hooray!)

I'm the last crayon in the box you see
And the color that they assigned to me is this!

Just think about that for one moment