Shots Songtext
von Strange U

Yeah
The name of this one here is
Shots
And I ain′t talking about the ones you drink
You know what I'm saying?
Niggas be out here shooting themselves in the dick
Trying to be famous

Off the rocker, swinging a dingle hopper
Strange Universe got the imminent swing to rock ya (Smash)
My main bitch cleans the bed pan
If I ever try calling her a bitch I′d be a dead man

Yes fam, King Kash rocking the golliwog
On the all time, and King Kash is dropping the lollipop
More often than not, MCs try and brainstorm
They're comical, like a grown man riding a skateboard
The golden oldie with the golden shower power
Mario with the flower, getting hired by the hour


In a lab, analysing a vaporwave tape
The great ape, the duo's like Mr. Lee and Braithwaite
Take the bait, who′s gonna save your face?
The cheese is in the trap, who′s gonna take the weight?
Great, another fuckboy conundrum
'Nuff toys abundant, Lovejoy and Bluntskins

Little man wants to be an MC
Bust a shot in the club, bust a shot in the club
Little lady wants to be an MC
Bust a shot in the club, bust a shot in the club

And look I thought calling me a nerd will leave a deep scar
I′d rather be a nerd than an unintelligent retard
Here's my card, read it, and go and fuck yourself
Hustler not a rapper? Beat it, or go and buck yourself
Claim you have nothing to lose cause you don′t love yourself
That's a lie, you′re a narcissist with a Gucci belt

Have fun with that sophisticated mumble rap
Step inside the club, party and you can bust a cap
Arrested in public, you're live on TMZ
Smiling for the camera while the lions are being fed
I'm, video bombing flying past riding a BMX
Striving to be the best, while I see you crying from PMS
What a mess
Thought you were hot to death
Caught by the fuzz, now your options are option-less


Yes, got the Captain Picard face palm
It′s all fun and games like drinking a jar of napalm

Little man wants to be an MC
Bust a shot in the club, bust a shot in the club
Little lady wants to be an MC
Bust a shot in the club, bust a shot in the club

Rappers shoot themselves in the motherfucking dicks
Trying to be famous, what a bunch of pricks
Pricks, pricks, pricks, what a bunch of pricks
Pricks, pricks, pricks, what a bunch of pricks
Rappers shoot themselves in the motherfucking dicks
Trying to be famous, what a bunch of pricks
Pricks, pricks, pricks, what a bunch of pricks
Pricks, pricks, pricks, what a bunch of pricks

Yeah man
So you wanna be an MC huh?
Wanna be a big baller huh?
Go get yourself a gun first
Go to the club, and reinforce negative stereotypes
(Bang bang bang bang bang)
Make sure the cameras are rolling
TMZ is watching
Bust a shot in the club, bust a shot in the club
Bust a shot in the club, bust a shot in the club

Better put some respect on my name