Wasted Songtext
von Straight Outta Junior High

Why did monkeys use my mouth as a toilet
And then decide to fight with my hand?
Watch my big friend giving birth to a baby
And it′s crying and kicking in my head

That's the last time I get drunk
That′s the last time I get wasted
That's the last time I have sex with someone I don't know
Yeah, but I can see my life is fucked
Yeah, but I can see my life is wasted
Yeah, but I can see the bars are open
So let′s get another round

Why did someone shave my head
And write "don′t you" magic markers all over my face?
Who's that couple in my bed?
They hooked up last night, there′s condoms all over the place


That's the last time I get drunk
That′s the last time I get wasted
That's the last time I wake up in someone else′s clothes
Yeah, but I can see my life is fucked
Yeah, but I can see my life is wasted
Yeah, but I can see the bars are open
So let's get another round

Where did I lose my cell phone?
Who stole all of my cologne?
How the hell do I smell just like the bowling alley?
Is this the best that life gets?
Gentlemen, please place your bets
I'll be laid in my grave before I′m only forty-three

Why did monkeys use my mouth as a toilet
And then decide to fight with my hand?
Watch my big friend giving birth to a baby
And it′s crying and kicking in my head

That's the last time I get drunk
That′s the last time I get wasted
That's the last time I have sex with someone I don′t know
Yeah, but I can see my life is fucked
Yeah, but I can see my life is wasted
Yeah, but I can see the bars are open
So let's get another round