A Friendly Alternative Songtext
von Stinkbrute

Eat your fucking vegetables

Banana, Banana, Banana, Banana, Avocado!
Banana, Banana, Banana, Avocado, Avocado!
Cabbage, Cabbage, Cabbage, Cabbage Tofu, Peanuts!
Cabbage, Cabbage, Cabbage
Tofu, Peanuts, Tofu, Peanuts!

This is the part that I call you out on your fucking bullshit
This is the part where you fucking stop eating dead animals
If you don′t like watching cute babies having their throat slit
Maybe you should stop paying for that shit and eat your veggies

Blueberries, Beans!
Seitan! Seitan!
Carrots, Peas!


Pickles, Spaghetti!
Oats and Cereals!
Nuts, Soybeans!
Unless you have allergies!

This is the part that I call you out on your fucking bullshit
This is the part where you fucking stop eating dead animals
If you don't like watching cute babies having their throat slit
Maybe you should stop paying for that shit and eat your veggies

Coconut, coconut!
Rice, seaweed!

Strawberries, Bread!
Coffee and Mushrooms!
Potatoes, onions!
A friendly alternative!