I Ain't That Guy Songtext
von Steve Forde

Take your drink with your umbrella in it
And shove it same place you can put your
Speed limit
While you′re at it take your suit tie and jacket
Your Armani shoes and your cute sunglasses

I ain't that guy
I ain′t that guy
I ain't your GQ worried fine
Sushi lovin' Mr. Right
Cryin′ sensitive kind
I ain′t that guy

Keep your fuel efficient rubber band engine
Foreign compact with the luxury of zero emissions
Your four to five minute vanity visit
The loafers and lotions with the vitamins in it


I ain't that guy
I ain′t that guy
I ain't your GQ worried fine
Sushi lovin′ Mr. Right
Cryin' sensitive kind
I ain′t that guy

If it's good for you
Well that suits me fine
If you do it like me
You'll know why

I ain′t that guy
I ain′t that guy
I ain't your GQ worried fine
Sushi lovin′ Mr. Right
Cryin' sensitive kind
I′m no GQ worried fine
Sushi lovin' Mr. Right
Cryin′ all of the time
I ain't that guy

I ain't that guy
I ain′t that guy