Ninjas Songtext
von Steve Byrne
Ninjas Songtext
Jews, Jews are obsessed with money, money on their mind, always think
About money, they are, listen to their last names, what they′re named
After. Gold, Silver, Ruby, Pearl, Cashman, Gross as in gross as in
Total gross, how much you make here, let's go. Latinos, Latinos
Always coming here, hard working jobs, sometimes cleaning, dish
Washing, housekeeping, cleaning. You ever been to Mexico? The
Dirtiest place I′ve ever been in my goddamn life. What happened?
Stop coming here to clean our shit, stay there and clean your own
Shit, maybe you'll stay there. Mexico should be sponsored by
Febreeze. Muslims, oh it gets quiet. All right, most Muslims I know
Pretty peaceful people, there are some bad ones. My problem, 'cause
It affects me weekly ′cause I travel, TSA, airport security. We′re
Gonna randomly screen everybody, we don't wanna offend anybody
I was in line one time, they pulled a 90-year-old woman out of a
Wheelchair, 90. That was her response too, they′re like, "Ma'am
You′ve been randomly selected to be screened." She's like, "I′m 90
" Three guards had to help her out of the wheelchair, she couldn't
Walk, it was like Weekend at Bernie's, just. Lines backing up, we′re
All just sitting there like, "This is ridiculous, she′s 90, she can't
Walk, the only bomb this bitch is dropping is in her diaper, let us
Get through this line, god almighty." Look, one bad apple don′t spoil
The whole bunch, two or three, fine. Nineteen does, you know what
They look like, search them. You're Muslim, you′re Middle Eastern
You're here, god bless you, I love you like any other American
You′re Muslim, you're Middle Eastern, you're here, you got a passport
, You might wanna show up at the airport two hours earlier. And if you
Sit there and disagree with me, I absolutely respect your opinion
This is just my point, okay. If I′m performing tonight and
A ninja hits me with a blow dart and I wanna find that ninja
Well I won′t look for him in Africa. Why? He's a fucking
Ninja. "Uh, well ninjas can be anybody." No, they kinda
Look like that. It′s the only clue they give you. I mean
If you saw a white ninja, you'd be like, "That′s not real."
About money, they are, listen to their last names, what they′re named
After. Gold, Silver, Ruby, Pearl, Cashman, Gross as in gross as in
Total gross, how much you make here, let's go. Latinos, Latinos
Always coming here, hard working jobs, sometimes cleaning, dish
Washing, housekeeping, cleaning. You ever been to Mexico? The
Dirtiest place I′ve ever been in my goddamn life. What happened?
Stop coming here to clean our shit, stay there and clean your own
Shit, maybe you'll stay there. Mexico should be sponsored by
Febreeze. Muslims, oh it gets quiet. All right, most Muslims I know
Pretty peaceful people, there are some bad ones. My problem, 'cause
It affects me weekly ′cause I travel, TSA, airport security. We′re
Gonna randomly screen everybody, we don't wanna offend anybody
I was in line one time, they pulled a 90-year-old woman out of a
Wheelchair, 90. That was her response too, they′re like, "Ma'am
You′ve been randomly selected to be screened." She's like, "I′m 90
" Three guards had to help her out of the wheelchair, she couldn't
All just sitting there like, "This is ridiculous, she′s 90, she can't
Walk, the only bomb this bitch is dropping is in her diaper, let us
Get through this line, god almighty." Look, one bad apple don′t spoil
The whole bunch, two or three, fine. Nineteen does, you know what
They look like, search them. You're Muslim, you′re Middle Eastern
You're here, god bless you, I love you like any other American
You′re Muslim, you're Middle Eastern, you're here, you got a passport
, You might wanna show up at the airport two hours earlier. And if you
Sit there and disagree with me, I absolutely respect your opinion
This is just my point, okay. If I′m performing tonight and
A ninja hits me with a blow dart and I wanna find that ninja
Well I won′t look for him in Africa. Why? He's a fucking
Ninja. "Uh, well ninjas can be anybody." No, they kinda
Look like that. It′s the only clue they give you. I mean
If you saw a white ninja, you'd be like, "That′s not real."
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