John Songtext
von Squidge

This is the story of John who woke up in the park
John was rattled and threw a toy at a child

His name is John
His name is John

John decided on that day to steal an ambulance
And go to Waitrose and spit on the fucking window

His name is John
His name is John
His name is John
John


He went to a restaurant and killed Gordon Ramsay
And cooked him in bolognese

He then climbed up a crane and built Noah′s Ark
Before sailing away with the animals two by two
And they all decided to call him king of the world

His name is John
John
His name is John
John
John
His name is John

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