Ripped Pants Songtext
von SpongeBob SquarePants

I thought I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it all sky high
Now, she won′t even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants

When Big Larry came 'round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants


I know I shouldn′t mope around, I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin′ up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns
Sand in your buns, sand in your buns

Now we learned a lesson we won′t soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself, don′t miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants
His pants, his pants