Crabs Songtext
von Splodgenessabounds

Let′s go, Crabs!
Oh yeah!

Met a little girl at a discotheque
Came up to me, grabbed me by the neck
Said, "Hey, little boy, gonna make you a man
Gonna take you outside, show you my span"
Took me down the hall, out of the door
Up a back alley and onto the floor
Just as I'm about to give her my luck
She said, "Look down here, look what I′ve got"

I got
Wish I'd never met her
I got
Didn't have a French letter
I got
Blown all alone and
I got
C-R-A-B-S, crabs


Met a teacher bird at a place called Mitch
She had two big tits that smelled of fish
Had my little dog on her hands and knees
Next time I had social disease
Walked in, came with very bad news
Lost ′em in the wind, sex won′t end up in fumes
Now I sit here sad and unhappy
At least she could've given me a portion of scab to eat

I got
Wish I′d never met her
I got
Didn't have a French letter
I got
All alone and
I got
C-R-A-B-S, crabs
(Want some?)

I got
Wish I′d never met her
I got
Didn't have a French letter
I got
Had a fuck all alone and
I got
C-R-A-B-S, crabs

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby