I Swallowed Shampoo Songtext
von Soupy Garbage Juice

Swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit, that was a lie
Called the number on the bottle, spoke to a guy
He said, "Vomit," I said, "Why?"
He said, "Poison," I said, "Goodbye"
I look at my finger, I look at my life
It wasn′t that much, I'll probably be fine


I swallowed shampoo, I′m probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit, that was a lie
I swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit, that was a lie

I swallowed shampoo, I'm probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit, that was a lie
Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo
Even though the bottle had a warning, not you

I swallowed shampoo, I'm probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit, that was a lie
I swallowed shampoo, probably gonna die
It smelled like fruit, that

That was, uh, not what it tasted like