King Cobra Songtext
von Sonic Panda

911 emergency
Hello?
I think I′m in love

Time to decide, it's birthday time
Christmas, weddings, baby showers in line
There′s one gift, one of a kind
Let me introduce you to the pet you want

You don't wanna be the same as everyone else
You can be unique, you can be the best
They don't bark, they don′t scratch
Only issue is that they might bite

King cobra, what you′re doing to me
King cobra, you're the one I need
King cobra, what you′re doing to me
King cobra, you're what I need


King cobras are the longest of all the venomous snakes in the world
King cobra
The venom of the king cobra is neurotoxic
Even a small amount can send its prey into paralysis
King cobra
That′s a good girl

Early Christmas morning when I get a fucking huge king cobra
Birthday gift is coming when I get a mother-load of cobras

King cobras are considered cannibalistic because they really only eat other snakes
King cobra
If food is scarce, they might even eat lizards, birds, and rodents such as possums
King cobra

The perfect pet, you'll love I bet
It′s quiet, it's clean, it's all of it
Its scales will soothe you late at night
Let me assure you, it feels so right

Don′t fear its name, the bad rep is lame
Just like a fish, about the same
They don′t bark, they don't scratch
Only issue is that they might bite

During breeding season, the female sheds her skin
A scent or pheromone is released which attracts a male to her
While the mating ritual proceeds, they might remain entwined
For many hours while he fertilises her, what a champ


Every fucking morning, give a walk to my sweet pet king cobra
I should have seen the warnings, she seems bitter, this might be game over
Shit, this snake just bit me, well it feels like I should run for cover
I feel my heart exploding, that′s the end of my life by a cobra

Oh shit, what I'm doing, I can′t breathe now
Fuck this damn king cobra
Oh God, I'm collapsing, I don′t know how
I felt for this king cobra