Unknown Stuntman Songtext
von Smokestack Lightnin'

Well I′m not the kind to kiss and tell
But I've been seen with Farrah
I′ve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine
Well I've been on fire with Sally
Fields blown up for Raquel Welch
But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey
It′s a death-defying life I lead
I′ll take my chances
I'll die for a living in the movies and TV
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading
Ladies kiss some other guy while I′m bandaging my knees
And I might jump from an open drawbridge
And I might roll a brand new car
Because I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star
Well I′ve never spent much time in school
But I've taught ladies plenty


Well it′s true I've hired my body out for pay, hey hey
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
Gone fast with a gal named Bo
But somehow they just don′t end up as mine
And I might fall from a tall building or Tarzan from a vine
Because I′m the unknown stuntman that made Eastwood look so fine
They never make me president
But I've got the best first ladies
Some days I′ve gone on as far as the eye can see, ooh wee
Well a morning dive over Jacqui Smith
And a crash in the night with Cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me
And I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt
I might leave a mighty Kenyan boy so he can kiss and flirt
While that smooth talker′s kissing my girl I'm just kissing dirt
Because I′m the moleless stuntman that made a lover out of Burt