Bad Dancer Songtext
von Slopes

I′ve been wondering how I'm supposed to dance on my heavy feet
′Cause I've never been good enough for Brahms or Dancing Queen
But hey ballerina, if you spin me around
I will try my hardest not to let you down

I'm a real bad dancer
But if you don′t mind, I′d like to have this dance with you
Yeah, I'm a real bad dancer
But if you don′t mind, I'd like to have this dance with you
Oh, I will trip and fall, make a mess of it all
And I hope you don′t mind when I do
I'm a real bad dancer
But if you don′t mind, I wanna dance with you

I don't think I felt this scared since I was about seventeen
Walking up to the prettiest girl, and said, "You wanna dance with me?"
And I would be crazy to hope for a yes
But if you wanted a fool, at least this fool's gonna try his best


I′m a real bad dancer
But if you don′t mind, I'd like to have this dance with you
Yeah, I′m a real bad dancer
But if you don't mind, I′d like to have this dance with you
Oh, I will trip and fall, make a mess of it all
And I hope you don't mind when I do
I′m a real bad dancer
But if you don't mind, I wanna dance with you

I wanna dance with you

I'm a real bad dancer
But if you don′t mind, I′d like to have this dance with you
Yeah, I'm a real bad dancer
But if you don′t mind, I'd like to have this dance with you
Oh, I will trip and fall, make a mess of it all
And I hope you don′t mind when I do
I'm a real bad dancer
But if you don′t mind, I wanna dance with you