Lazy Guy Songtext
von Slobberbone

I′m a lazy guy
I'm amazed at the way some people try and try and try
To erect and then perfect some kind of
Proof that they′re alive before they die
Well not me, 'cause I'm a lazy guy

And I′m amazed at the way some people holler
Fuss and run ′round like some chicken
With their head cut off or a bullet from a gun
They should all sit back, relax and maybe try to have some fun
And help them try, but I'm a lazy guy

And I must defer a life of labor to someone who needs it more
I′d much prefer to be their neighbor, just a guy that lives next door
Sit out on the porch with my crap guitar, my mason jar of tea
And you know why, 'cause I′m a lazy guy

I'm a lazy guy
I′m amazed at the way some people try and try and try
To erect and then perfect some kind of
Proof that they're alive before they die
Well not me, 'cause I′m a lazy guy


I′m amazed at the way you count my failings like some clerk
Like you're the saint in this relationship and me just some jerk
Darling, don′t you know relationships take work?
Won't you try? ′Cause I'm a lazy guy

I′m a lazy guy
I'm amazed at the way some people try and try and try
To erect and then perfect some kind of
Proof that they're alive before they die
Well not me, ′cause I′m a lazy guy

I'm amazed at the way the days just slip on by so fast
Like ten thousand go-carts racing down the mountain of the past
If I had a bead on what I need to make the moment last
I just might try, I just might try

Yeah, I′m amazed at the way the days just keep on slipping by
And I got plans and dreams and hopeful schemes, enough to make you cry
I'm just waiting for that single perfect
Point in time to give them all a try
And I′m a lazy, lazy guy

I'm a lazy guy
I′m amazed at the way some people try and try and try
To erect and then perfect some kind of
Proof that they're alive before they die
Well not me, 'cause I′m a lazy guy


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I′m a lazy guy, I'm a lazy guy
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