Misanthropic Professions Songtext
von Skulldah

How misanthropic subjects can survive on earth
Teamwork is crap for dorks who can′t decide alone
Unsocial creatures need unsocial jobs
Will serve society less as possible, only for my own

You can choose a perfect man-reducing action:
Death helper, abortionist, undertaker

What was displaced first, is now longingly desired
If you want it too, we're in agreement
All day normal for us, overcoming for you
We like to make us useful, as death assistant

Just ask us, dying is our passion
And death our common goals
Who can better help to salvation
Than we misanthropic professionals


Hey dudes, if you wanna do to world a flavor
It′s possible for all, and better than pray
Best form of contraception is called vasectomy
Maybe we still have some vouchers to give away

Look at this guy there, he does the worst dirty job of all
Stopping unwanted births into the world is his mission
But someone has to do it, or misfortune threatens
It isn't a problem for him, emptiness is his vision

Funeral director, you never run out of work
For each individual, death can be so creative
Like an architect designing an eternal home
In this Business, feeling absolutely native

But we're no crazy killers, if you think that
You need to come to ask us for
Otherwise, we wait until it happens by itself
Until we don′t feel like it anymore

We don′t wanna be executioners
Although we're used to your judgement
Live and let die is our only will
There′s no any other human intent