Unknown Stuntman Songtext
von Ski-King

Well, I′m not the kind to kiss and tell
I've been seen with Farrah
Never been with anything less than a nine so fine
Been on fire with Sally Fields, blown off to Rocky Wells
When I wind up in the hay, it′s only hay (Hey, hey)

It's a death by fire, life by me, I'll take my chances
I′ll die for a living in the movies and TV
But the hardest thing I′ll ever do
Is watch my leadin' ladies get some
With a guy with a bandage in my knee

And I might jump an open drawbridge
And I might roll a brand-new car
′Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star


Well, I never spent much time in school
But I′ve taught ladies plenty
Do I hire my body out for pay? (Hey, hey)
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs
Gone fast with a girl named Bo
Somehow they just don′t end up as mine

And I might fall from a tall building
Or Tarzan from a vine
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Eastwood look so fine
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They′ll never make me president
I′ve got the best first ladies
Some days, I got 'em as far as the eye can see
Morning dive with Jagger Smith, I crash in the night with Sheryl
In the end, they never stay with me

And I might fall from a tall building
So Burt Reynolds don′t get hurt
I might leap a mighty canyon
So he can kiss and flirt
Without smooth talkers kissin' my girl, I′m just kissin' dirt
Yes, I′m the lonely stuntman that made lover out of Burt