Daffodil Songtext
von Sister Wife Sex Strike

Daffodil has a dick and it′s bigger than you
She stands at eight feet tall
You can call her a bitch and she'll like it, too
Won′t take any offense at all
Daffodil likes to meet her lovers at night
At the local homo bar
Her conversational skills are just alright
But her appearance gets her far

She's just a normal girl
But she lives in a fucked up world
It's hard to be a normal girl
When your hair is so perfectly curled
She′s just living her life
Barely staying alive
She doesn′t ask for much
Just some company at night


Daffodil likes to vote for Karl Marx
In every election write-in
But in 2020 she was a little scared
So she voted for Joe Biden
Daffodil didn't tell a soul what she did
It′s a secret that won't ever slip
But at night she worries she′s getting old
Tosses and turns with regret

She's just a normal girl
But she lives in a fucked up world
It′s hard to be a normal girl
But she's gonna give it a whirl
She's just living her life
Barely staying alive
It′s hard to keep going
When you feel so evil inside

Daffodil hasn′t given her mother a call
Since 2017
But when she sees those unanswered texts
She doesn't feel as mean
Daffodil doesn′t talk about her dad
Until you get her wasted
She'll tell you then he′s not all bad
He just still likes Ronald Reagan


She's just a normal girl
But she lives in a fucked up world
It′s hard to feel like a normal girl
When you constantly want to hurl
She's just living her life
Barely staying alive
It's hard to keep going
When your parents don′t want you to thrive

Now you may be wondering
Why I′m telling you this tale
And frankly I wonder why as well
We all know our own Daffodils
Even if it's just casually
But I must confess I′ve begun to suspect
There's a Daffodil inside me

I′m just a normal girl
But I live in a fucked up world
It's hard to be a normal girl
It′s hard to be a normal girl
It's hard to be a normal girl
It's hard to be a normal girl
It′s hard to be a normal girl
It′s hard to be a normal girl
It's hard to be a normal girl
It′s hard to be a normal girl
It's hard to be a normal girl
It′s hard to be a normal girl
It's hard to be a normal girl
It′s hard to be a normal girl
It's hard to be a normal girl
Living in a fucked up world