Self-Help Book Songtext
von Simple Kid

If you get drunk tonight
You′re gonna fall down
If you get drunk tonight
You're gonna fall down
If you eat too much sweets
Your teeth will turn brown
If you eat too much sweets
Your teeth will turn brown
If you don′t talk about
Problems compound
If you don't sort it out
You're gonna break down
Gonna break down
And buddy, it′s as simple as that
When you cut through all of the crap
And the darkness is gonna keep coming back
Until you wise up, simple as that
If you throw a boomerang
It′s gonna come back
If you eat too much pie


You're gonna be fat
I can see your tired eyes
Going round and round
If you don′t sort this out
You're gonna break down
You′re gonna break down
And buddy, it's as simple as that
When you see past all of the crap
And the darkness you feel
Gonna keep coming back
Until you wise up, friend
Simple as that
′Cause if you want to be free
You must choose to be free
They can't help you but hey
Help yourself when you need
For a man to be free
He must choose to be free
They can't help him but he
Helps himself to be free
Simple as that
Simple as that