Evil Doctor Songtext
von Simon

I have an appointment
This way, child, sit
Thank you, Doctor
You see, it′s my back
Sit, child, I'll see our problem is fixed

He certainly wanted to murder me
He referred me to the surgery
Pushed firmly to the infirmary
Burned me into dispensary
Dispensed on me accidentally
He wanted to cover me up, up, up
Cover me up
He wanted to cover me up, up, up
He said


I′ve done it all the time
If they have to rewind
Check the result, there's a problem with your spine
Results for me
Now sit patiently
How am I gonna sit patiently
When he's facing me like he′s trained in masonry
Gonna stone me with his machinery
Now look here, put this over your mouth and ear
It′ll put you asleep for a minute or even a year
I gasp, he blasts
It's not the machine which kills
It′s the dream to have skills
Okay, the theme is ill
Gain people's trust, turn them to dust
Et cetera, et cetera
This isn′t a lecture, lecture
Now let me blood clot you and rot you
After all, I'm the evil doctor