Herbivore Songtext
von Shrub

I smoke herb before I go to work
I smoke herb before I go to church
Amen

I got a feeling
High just like the ceiling
Higher than I′ve ever been
This time I mean it
Call Guinness Records 'cause I′m about to beat it
Never in the history of any human being
Have ya seen it
Verify, I never cheated
You can try, but you'll be defeated
My eyes are bleeding
Get the paper, check the news, and you can read it
Did ya eat it?


I smoke herb before I go to work
I smoke herb before I go to church
Amen
I need herb before I go berserk
I need some more
'Cause baby, I′m a herbivore

Ah, ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya

Double chocolate pastry
Has got me wasted
I′m glue-stick face-ded
Here's to the chef that baked it
It′s tasty
Melt into the wall? Embrace it
Even the boss'll beg for a morsel

Negotiations
I need another raise
Yep, I need another paid vacation
My cool is wearing thin, I′m losing patience
Sick of clocking in
End of conversation

Ah, ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya


I smoke herb before I go to work
I smoke herb before I go to church
Amen
I need herb before I go berserk
I need some more
'Cause baby, I′m a herbivore

I smoke herb before I go to work
I smoke herb before I go to church
Amen
I need herb before I go berserk
I need some more
'Cause baby, I'm a herbivore

Ah, ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya
I smoke herb before I go to work
I smoke herb before I go to church