As One Does Songtext
von Shaun Halverson

First night deep at the resort sports bar,
Cold beverages sweatin′, screens glowin' like stars.
Shaun, Linds, Dre, Fran posted up,
Pia and Ashul stirrin′ the trouble cup.
Game on mute but the talk went rogue,
Rusty trombone from Dre, crowd started to choke.
Then Lindsay leaned in, deadpan, all calm,
Dropped "rain coat Hot Carl" ... bar went bomb.

Someone asks, "Should we dial it back?"
We trade one look like, nah, fuck that.
No speeches, no need to discuss,
Just "as one does" ... case closed, dust to dust.


Hands up, drinks down, zero shame
Don nineteen-fourty-two straight to the brain
Talk too dirty, laugh too much
Say it loud when shit gets fucked
No excuses, no remorse
If it feels right, stay the course
Say it once, walk away... no fuss
That's just how it goes... as one does

Hot tub glow, confidence strong,
Shaun steps in... steps were wrong.
One clean stride, water wins,
Legend made, bubbles everywhere... grin.
Dr. Ezekiel chowin' down for medical facts,
"Pussy too sweet? Diabetes... and ass cancer′s next."
Fran′s bikini bottoms causin' neck pain,
"I′m not lookin'... you′re lookin'!" Yeah... same.

Someone whispers, "Bro, that′s wild."
We nod once slow like, "yeah... that's our style."
Lines were crossed, then burned to dust,
Cancún stamped it... as one does.


Hands up, drinks down, zero shame
Don nineteen-fourty-two straight to the brain
Talk too dirty, laugh too much
Say it loud when shit gets fucked
No excuses, no remorse
If it feels right, stay the course
Say it once, walk away... no fuss
That's just how it goes... as one does

Catamaran floatin′, sun too close,
Shaun and Dre convert trunks to speedo mode.
Right on cue, family boat slides in,
Front-row seats to poor decisions.
Photo shoot pops... models for a day,
Every angle hot in the sexiest way.
Ocean cheerin′, cameras flash,
Cancún stamped it ... no takin' that back.

Cuban cigars... light ′em up 'til dawn,
Don from the bottle... one sip, then it′s on.
Raccoon Fred tryna steal our snacks,
Coffee shop brawl... we didn't start that.
Pool table cursed, Dre can′t shoot,
Shaun somehow worse... no clue what to do.
World-renowned hat model, interesting as hell,
Bald-headed birthed head... don't ask, just tell.

Silent disco, same damn moves,
Nobody hearin' the same damn tunes.
Laser show meltin′ space and pride,
Everybody swearin′ they survived.

Hands up, drinks down, zero shame
Don nineteen-fourty-two straight to the brain
Talk too dirty, laugh too much
Say it louder when shit gets fucked
No excuses, no remorse
If it feels right, stay the course
Say it once, walk away... no fuss
That's just how it goes... as one does

Giant jacuzzi, frothy mixture nights,
Omelette lady undefeated... pure delight.
Polite dinosaur gets miracles done,
Pia likes a Schlingle... Ashul′s got a Schlongle, son.
Sunscreen pits... W.T.F.,
If you weren't there, you won′t get it.
No explanations... no need to discuss...
We were there...
As one does.