Luck Stat Songtext
von Shagg Carpet

Damn I′m pretty

I got 6k on the guy in the blue corner
And only 5 bucks to my name

Got to meet my man 4 o'clock on the corner
It′s my 3rd time trying
I know he's buying
But these 2 aren't 1 in the same

I put my house up for sale
And I don′t really need my liver
I think I got something special
I′m buying exercise tapes on my boss's credit card

I lost it all when I went to Vegas
I′ll take a fall if I'm late on a payment
I check, I call, whatever the stake is
And then I flee the state
′Cause I really can't take this

I′m a degenerate gambler
Level up my luck stat ASAP


I could either spend 20 bucks on a digital outfit
Or buy 20 chips at the hotel and casino
They've got big chairs, clean air, and little umbrellas
That I ask them to put in every drink

It makes me feel like a premium customer
So I don't feel bad when I empty my bank account after every visit
Doin′ it all again is insane
But this time I really think I′m winning

I lost it all when I went to Vegas
I'll take a fall if I′m late on a payment
I check, I call, whatever the stake is
And then I flee the state
'Cause I really can′t take this

I'm a degenerate gambler
Level up my luck stat ASAP

I just got off the plane, I′m never gonna leave
I bet it all on the airport slot machines
I never felt more alive, I haven't slept in a week
I got a thousand on a greyhound, I think he's number three
I got bag filled with fucking Coinstar receipts
And I′ve got 200 dollars on red 18
There′s not a single place on earth I'd rather be
Throw me in the drunk tank man, I′ll do it again next fucking week


I lost it all when I went to Vegas
I'll take a fall if I′m late on a payment
I check, I call, whatever the stake is
And then I flee the state
'Cause I really can′t take this

I'm a degenerate gambler
Level up my luck stat ASAP