Dim the Lights, Chill the Ham Songtext
von Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet

Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet
Miscellaneous
Dim The Lights And Chill The Ham
Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet, _Dim_the_Lights_and_Chill_the_Ham_,
Cargo, CAN, 1992.

-- Dim the Lights and Chill the Ham

Cocktails for two,
Some knives... and some forks.
Beans, mashed potatoes,
A large mound of pork.
Oh can′t you see
In my love eyes it's time
To dim the lights
And chill the ham?

-- Reds Situation

-- I Know a Guy Named Larry (Louis Prima/Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet)

I Know a Guy Named Larry!

-- Exit from Vince Lombardi High School

-- Aunts Invasion


-- Running Meredith

As you are listening to the following musical selections,
Adjust the volume, bass and treble controls to suit your tastes.

-- Bang Bang (Sonny Bono - Chris Mark Music)

Hey!

-- Hot Box Car

-- In My Room (Brian Wilson - Irving Music)

-- Dewy Drops of Spring

-- 5 Americans 6 Canadians

Five Americans. Six Canadians.

Repeat x 9

-- Who Painted Whistler′s Mother

-- Case of the Missing Ladyfingers

-- Jackpot

-- D. Tour

-- Hunter S. Thompson's Younger Brother

-- Misogomy & the Object

-- Ben Hur Picked Off in a Gazebo

-- Who's Afraid of Alyson Hymer / Wow Flutter Hiss


Rocky: And now...
Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Rocky: But that trick never works!
Bullwinkle: This time for sure. Presto!

-- You Spin Me Round ′86

Bullwinkle: Well, I′m getting close.
Rocky: And now here's another special feature.

-- Babakganoosh

-- Siesta Cinema

Ayieee!

-- Dim the Lights Chill the Ham Reprise

Tape. Tape.
Tape. Tape...
Tape. Tape. Tape.
You bought a tape; that′s great!
We'd like to say that you′re the kind of person that
Takes our tape to the lake,
And listens to our tape while they're baking a cake.
You′re the kind of person that makes our world go 'round.

That was excellent.

Shaking all over bonus track.