Escape From Planet Hell Songtext
von Sgt. Slime

Striking down from space
The darkness lasted for days
In the comet′s wake
The yeast is now erased

The spores are spreading fast
Your case of beer won't last
The malt cannot ferment
Existence now torment!

Escape from planet hell
This beerless empty shell
Escape from planet hell
And end this dry spell

The taps they run no more
Results in endless war
The people brawl in stores
Killing over Coors


No spirits now remain
To kill hangover pains
No brew to calm your brain
Drives the crowd insane!

Escape from planet hell
This beerless empty shell
Escape from planet hell
And end this dry spell

Escape from planet hell!

Last call
For us all
Last call
For all aboard

Escape from planet hell
This beerless empty shell
Escape from planet hell
And end this dry spell

Escape from planet hell
This beerless empty shell
Escape from planet hell
And end this dry spell

Escape from planet hell!