Angling for a Beating Songtext
von Sgt. Slime

When you put lead in fish
We put lead in you
Don′t fantasize 'bout cheating
Lest you′re angling for a beating!

Weights of lead
Crammed in a halibut
You'll witness the fury
Of a mislead pissed off jury!

Weights in Fish!
Use a rod or a net
Use the best bait that you can get (but)
Weights in Fish!
To increase your score
Means the fist goes POW! and you are no more


Win? You wish!
We have rules and they are set
And you'll soon come to regret that you put
Weights in Fish
Now you′ve started a war
And we′ve dealt with scum like you before!

The jig is up
We caught you in the act
Breaking strength is reached
And the line won't give no slack

Reel in revenge
A dish that′s best served cold
Aquatic punishment is
What your future holds

Lashed with a rod
Hogtied with a line
Gagged with lead balls
That aided in your crimes

Concrete on your feet
You're thrown into the sea
A fitting punishment
For your fishing treachery


Weights in Fish!
Use a rod or a net
Use the best bait that you can get (but)
Weights in Fish!
To increase your score
Means the fist goes POW! and you are no more

Win? You wish!
We have rules and they are set
And you′ll soon come to regret that you put
Weights in Fish
Now you've started a war
And we′ve dealt with scum like you before!

You sleep with the fish!
You sleep with the fish!
You sleep with the fish!
You sleep with the fish!!!

You sleep with the fish!!!
You sleep with the fish!!!
You sleep with the fish!!!
You sleep with the fish!!!