I Guess I'll Have to Change My Plan Songtext
von Seth MacFarlane

I beheld her and was conquered at the start
And placed her on a pedestal apart
I planned a little hideaway that we could share someday
When I met her, I unfolded all my dreams
And told her how she′d fit into my schemes of what bliss is
Then, the blow came when she gave her name as "Mrs."

I guess I'll have to change my plan
I should′ve realized there'd be another man
I overlooked that point completely
Until the big affair began


Before I knew where I was at
I found myself upon the shelf and that was that
I tried to reach the moon, but when I got there
All that I could get was the air

My feet are back upon the ground
I've lost the one girl I found

I guess I′ll have to change my plan
I should′ve realized there'd be another man
Why did I buy those blue pajamas
Before the big affair began?

My boiling point is much too low
For me to try to be a fly Lothario
I think I′ll crawl right back and into my shell
Dwelling in my personal hell

I'll have to change my plan around
I′ve lost the one girl I found
Yes, the one girl I found