THE WEDDING Songtext
von Self Deception

There she sits, full of lies in her eyes
A perfect smile, ever so serene
Fill him with wine and then fantasize
Of killin′ him in his sleep

He looks glad, has a body bag
Bleach, rope and a shovel in a black sedan
So many times, has he buried the bride
After killing her in his dreams

'Til death do us part (hip, hip, hooray)
′Til death do us part

Hip, hip, hooray!
For the groom and the bride tied down on a terrible day
Hip, hip, hooray!
It's a perfect disaster, happily ever after
Hip, hip, hooray!
For the cyanide you can hide in a smile you fake
Hip, hip, hooray!
You may now kiss the bride goodbye


There he stands looking handsome as
Every vow he has dipped in elegance
The groom is a man who has carefully planned
To fool every wedding guest

She plays safe, she cuts the brakes in lace
After spiking up a cabernet
The seamstress made in a beautiful way
The blade fit the wedding dress

'Til death do us part (hip, hip, hooray)
′Til death do us part

Hip, hip, hooray!
For the groom and the bride tied down on a terrible day
Hip, hip, hooray!
It′s a perfect disaster, happily ever after
Hip, hip, hooray!
For the cyanide you can hide in a smile you fake
Hip, hip, hooray!
You may now kiss the bride goodbye


Nobody knows, nobody knows
Switching the drinks under your nose
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Switching the drinks during a toast
Nobody knows!
Nobody

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
In the presence of God, family and friends
To witness and bless the joining together
Of Jane and John in holy matrimony
They stand before us to declare their love
And commitment, not only to each other

Hip, hip, hooray!
For the groom and the bride tied down on a terrible day
Hip, hip, hooray! (Hip, hip, hooray)
And it's a perfect disaster, happily ever after
Hip, hip, hooray!
For the cyanide you can hide in a smile you fake
Hip, hip, hooray!
You may now kiss the bride goodbye

Goodbye