Elmendorf Songtext
von Seconds Before Landing

Hey old man, stand to the right
Remember you don′t have a dog in this fight
And you young lady, stand to the left
We'll treat you well if you serve our soldiers best, yeah

The plane will be landing in ten minutes
Once the plane stops, you should rise from your seats and
Begin entering the central aisle in an orderly fashion
Failure to comply will result in immediate disciplinary action
Once on the ground, you are to follow the
Yellow line that leads to the warehouse


Stay within the lines and the dogs will not harm you
Step outside the lines and the dogs will
Behave in the way they were trained
There will be absolutely no talking
This concludes our message

Now form a line, count one, two, three
And stop your crying ′cause this is the way it be
All canes and chairs, move over there
'Cause you ain't going anywhere

If you have been given a blue mark on your hand
Please move to the white building that is straight ahead
If you have been given a red mark on your hand, please follow the
Administrator to the gray building
Where you will be permitted to shower
Failure to comply will result in immediate disciplinary action
This message has been completed

Prepare them all to meet their maker