Jeannie’s Got a Problem With Her Uterus Songtext
von Screeching Weasel

Jeanie′s having problems with her ovaries
She's having trouble with her tubes
If you go past her vagina and her cervix
You will find a completely empty room

′Cause Jeanie's got a problem with the uterus
The uterus is useless
Jeanie's got a problem with the uterus
The uterus is useless

Her physician has injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won′t believe
That the efforts to eradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive

′Cause Jeanie's got a problem with the uterus
The uterus is useless
Jeanie′s got a problem with the uterus
The uterus is useless


Jeanie isn't ovulating
Jeanie isn′t ovulating
Jeanie isn't ovulating now

No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
To the pain that Jeanie′s going through this year
Her husband's sperm was studied and simply passed the test
Now Jeanie's operation must commence
Artificial insemination can fertilize poor Jeanie′s rotten egg (Yeah!)

Jeanie isn′t ovulating even though she took all the proper pills
Jeanie wants a baby, but she cannot pay the gigantic doctor bills

'Cause Jeanie′s got a problem with the uterus
The uterus is useless
Jeanie's got a problem with the uterus
The uterus is useless
Jeanie′s got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
Got a problem, got a problem with the uterus
Jeanie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem
Got a problem, got a problem with the uterus, oh yeah!