Oopsy Doopsy Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

Young Scoochie Boochie
Sent to earth to do two things
Touch boobies
And touch booty
And yo mama gave both those to me
Oopsy doopsy
I pull up and hop out the prius
You might take a paintball pellet to the penis
And I almost died when I tried
To initiate a threesome with Serena and Venus
Buddy I got beat up
So I had leave but
Not before I scored a couple liters of Capri suns
And I never take a knee un
Less there′s stipulations for some strippers in my pre-nup
Welcome to the show, folks
Two things: flow, jokes
I got a bevy of both
Every line is a laugh or a dope quote
Hope you brought a snack and a blanket


Hope you brought the cash I can stash in the bank and
I hope you brought the grass and the hash is the dankest
See me in the back if your ass need a spanking
Signing titties like a notary
I done a lotta sex locally
Women looking at my butt, they ogle me
They predisposed to fuck, hopefully
I sound like a little kid, vocally
But i will flirt with your bitch, openly
Got a top five dick, globally
Is it very big? Totally
I'ma show you how to do it like Squanto
On a very wet woman like a poncho
Gave me free samples like a Costco
Rear up like a bronco
I′ma play the booty like a bongo
While I'm sippin on a mondo
Nibblin on nachos and tacos with lots o cilantro
My shit is the shit and your shit is compost
I live in a volcano
My balls are like tomatoes
I'm baked like a potato
When I fart it makes a rainbow
When I fart it makes a beat
When I burp I make a verse
Do the chorus with a sneeze
Drop the album like a turd
All my verses are flames I′ma comfortably spit
I can burn up the place with a couple of quips
And your girl told me thanks as I′m cuppin her tit
It's a bird it′s a plane it's me fuckin your bitch
All right let′s get to business
This mixtape's great got the sauce to dip in
And it′s delicious
When I quit the living
Let my tombstone read "God's gift to bitches"