I'm Nice Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie
I'm Nice Songtext
I drive safe
Use my blinker even pulling out the driveway
If you′re merging I'ma give you room in my lane
Hybrid, I get
47 miles to the gallon on the highway
Run a 5K
Just to get to work
At a non-profit
Bitch I love to serve
And I never curse, motherfucker
I′m nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day was
Save up paper to pay for my day ones'
Pay stubs, tip a great sum to a waiter
Stay up late rake leaves for my neighbors
Hold the door open for a bitch
Then feel bad for thinking of her as a bitch
We got to talking wrote her number on a slip
Now I love her she's the mother of my kids
I make a mean salad dressing
A neat table setting
You need not be stressin
I clean while you′re restin′
I even picked out the upholstery
And hopefully I put the potpourri where it's supposed to be
The pope and me are dear friends
I don′t ever say "ass", rather "rear end"
Unless I'm talkin bout a donkey I might say ass
But even then I say it quietly to not offend
Cuz I′m nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day went
Say is that a new fragrance?
Babe you smell amazing
Or I could be mistaken
Maybe it's the smell of the cake that I′m baking
Fuck a carbon emission
I'm making dishes from my garden
You see these zucchinis
I'm bringing to the farmer′s market?
I′m growing a grove of tomatoes
I'm about to harvest
I cop me a crop
And then drop it off for the starving
Well-versed in the classics
First in my class
The debate team captain
And I was the chaplain
And I ran Track and
Field, set a couple motherfucking state records in the javelin
I got that yes ma′am. no sir
If I gotta glass a water use a coaster
And if you need a ride I arrive chauffeur
And I always use a rubber when I'm with yo girl
I′m nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day was
Save up paper to pay for my day ones'
Pay stubs, tip a great sum to a waiter
Stay up late rake leaves for my neighbors
I′m nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day went
Say is that a new fragrance
Babe you smell amazing
Or I could be mistaken
Maybe it's the smell of the cake that I'm baking
Use my blinker even pulling out the driveway
If you′re merging I'ma give you room in my lane
Hybrid, I get
47 miles to the gallon on the highway
Run a 5K
Just to get to work
At a non-profit
Bitch I love to serve
And I never curse, motherfucker
I′m nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day was
Save up paper to pay for my day ones'
Pay stubs, tip a great sum to a waiter
Stay up late rake leaves for my neighbors
Hold the door open for a bitch
Then feel bad for thinking of her as a bitch
We got to talking wrote her number on a slip
Now I love her she's the mother of my kids
I make a mean salad dressing
A neat table setting
You need not be stressin
I clean while you′re restin′
I even picked out the upholstery
And hopefully I put the potpourri where it's supposed to be
The pope and me are dear friends
I don′t ever say "ass", rather "rear end"
Unless I'm talkin bout a donkey I might say ass
But even then I say it quietly to not offend
Cuz I′m nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day went
Say is that a new fragrance?
Babe you smell amazing
Or I could be mistaken
Maybe it's the smell of the cake that I′m baking
Fuck a carbon emission
I'm making dishes from my garden
You see these zucchinis
I'm bringing to the farmer′s market?
I′m growing a grove of tomatoes
I'm about to harvest
I cop me a crop
And then drop it off for the starving
Well-versed in the classics
First in my class
The debate team captain
And I was the chaplain
And I ran Track and
Field, set a couple motherfucking state records in the javelin
I got that yes ma′am. no sir
If I gotta glass a water use a coaster
And if you need a ride I arrive chauffeur
And I always use a rubber when I'm with yo girl
I′m nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day was
Save up paper to pay for my day ones'
Pay stubs, tip a great sum to a waiter
Stay up late rake leaves for my neighbors
I′m nice
Ask you how your motherfucking day went
Say is that a new fragrance
Babe you smell amazing
Or I could be mistaken
Maybe it's the smell of the cake that I'm baking
Writer(s): Michael Ribbens Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
