I. The Chronicles of Areas Book V Dadquest Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

The Chronicles of Areas, Book V: DadQuest
All right so
Okay so it i mean it′s pretty straightforward honestly
It's um i mean okay so it used to be flat as fuck for real
Till there came a man whose wind was so strong
He carved the landscape into like valleys and mountains
And they called him the Assvatar
And he gave our world its shape
Oh and its name: Areas
And basically it is said that you know


The Heir of Areas is going to return one day
And overthrow the evil King Stink
So then, okay so I′m on lunch
I'm about to delete some quesadillas
And basically you fall from the sky
And land in a water hazard on the 13th hole, man
So so yeah
So what's up
So what′s up
What′s your deal, scoochie bochie?