I Have Jewelry Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

Grandfather clock on my wrist
I just found a buttload of booty
Loot from my tooth to my two feet
Gold from my nose to my tushy
I look like Midas spooned me
Look at the size of this jewelry
Lavished in rubies and lapis lazuli
Platinum drooping so loosely it bruise me
That′s why my back is kablooey
Ice is so giant that I get arthritis from trying to lift it
I need assistance
You can spot me from a distance
Glistening
I'm putting spots in your vision
I got the flash of a streaker
Indecent exposure
I got the flash of a photo
In decent exposure
Glow like I strolled through Chernobyl
Recent exposure


Ladies, please
Keep your composure
Diamonds so shiny they blind me
Look like a beacon
Easy to spy me
Cooking and eating
Jewels that I′m finding
Rubies are leaking
Out of my hiney
I know my diet is why I am dying
Nothing can stymie me
I just keep styling
Meanwhile my stomach is
Trying to fight me
I'm a jester
Dressed kingly
Got a sceptre
Checkers
King me
Whoo!
Treasure chest
Blingy
Pinky ring could sink a
Dinghy
Weighty
Gaudy
Move like I'm eighty
With aches in my body
Pain like they shot me
Iceberg burdening my neck
Colder than a break-up done by text
Hotter than a plate made by my chef
Cuz he makes a grade A Faberge egg
Garcon in this bitch
And he poached it
Sorta like the ivory I′ve reclaimed
From this old ship
I feel nightly pain
Think I may have scoliosis
Probably cuz my chain hang
Longer than a rope bridge
Oh you think you′re so rich?
Call me when your collar
Gives you osteoporosis
Diamonds looking Hope-ish
Clearer than the coast is
Everybody staring like I broke wind
Opulent Italian stuff around me
Like the Pope's dick
Flossin on the brink of exhaustion
I can′t sleep a wink
Cuz the clink of my bling is a constant
I toss and I turn but it hurts
Cuz my shirt is embossed with
A hawk made of onyx
(Hawk sound)
Links up in my chain like a sausage
Stud upon my tongue like a lozenge
Plug up in my butt just to stop shit
It's not even a sex thing
I′m just flexing
Pearl in my butt
That's a shellfish medley
Health is wealth but
My health is ending
Constipated king
Girl I′m going out
Like Elvis Presley