I Fart When I Fuh Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

Bish I fart when I fuh
Bish I fart when I fuh
Bish I fart when I fuh
Bish I fart when I fuh
I just took a risk didn′t take a Tums
Tried to hold it in But it ain't enough
I was making love when I made a flub
I released a fart like a papal dove
I was fucking and I fucked up
Hoping that her kink is a dump truck
I think that a stinky gust was
Not what she meant when she mentioned butt stuff
Bish I fart when I fuh
Fart so hard there were sparks from my butt
I let that one charge for a month
Sorry your apartment is charred into dust
Maybe we can harness the gust
The larger it was the harder the thrust
Just saying
Harsh as it was


We should take the fact I didn′t shart as a plus
Baby count your blessings
I did you a solid
No solids in the bedsheets
I went supersonic when it left me
Every gong in Tibet buzzed gently
Break hearts when I break wind
Let the sheets breathe baby take ten
Take heart ain't dark as it may've been
If it ain′t shit then it ain′t shit
Thought I had the passage closed
Til the gas arose
From the catacombs
Tried to mask the sound
So I matched the stroke
Tried to clap her cheeks
But I clapped my own
It's a very different cologne
Love is in the air but it isn′t alone
Heat by my cheeks like a shimmering road
Got a hot air balloon? I could get it to float
It's a toot tour de force
Blew the roof and through the floor
Ate some bread I shoulda chewed it more
Bed springs sing like a tuning fork
She was like there are no springs
It′s memory foam, dude, you just stink
Sounded like a washer or dryer to me
She said you're an awful liar, please
Explain why the wall′s on fire
Maybe someone broke the dryer?
She said I will not be gaslit
I was like that already happened
Blast hit a parked car buffed out a dent
Lover got chucked out of bed
And I know it's tough to defend but
I'm part volcano we erupt now and then
You could say I wrecked the mood
Or you could view it as some extra boost
That′s one way to make you swoon
And I will chip in to replace the tooth
Look I got you these flowers from your vase
Uhh I′ll just put these right up in your face
Focus on the phlox and roses
While I get this box fan going
She was all appalled
While she talks I nod
But I'm not involved
Cuz my ears keep ringing
Like a bomb went off
Neighbors putting thunder jackets on their dogs
I just uncorked a vintage
It was in the stank bank stored with interest
Almost held like fourth and inches
Tore through a door to the fourth dimension
Ripped ass and the fabric of spacetime
Break wind break through to the place light
Blooms into shapes so pure that you may cry
Also cuz it smells like an egg died
Baby transcend in the stench
Center your zen in the scent
That was sent as a thread to extend and connect
All farts that will be to the farts that have been
Every book fell from her bookshelf
Well, every book save one
It′s a scooby doo type lever
I pulled it and the whole thing swung