Hot Singles in Your Quadrant Songtext
von Scoochie Boochie

Narrator: following the assassination attempt on Gluto
Scoochie hitchhiked around the galaxy
His attempts to lay low invariably failed
As he fathered child after child
Until finally he decided to stop messing around
And commit to his true love: the sun
But then he received a sultry transmission
Cyborg: Hot singles in your quadrant Scooch: Sorry, cyborg lady, I got a date with the sun
Cyborg: Meet hot singles in space
No credit card just hot titties
Robot titties space alien titties
Scooch: No thank you, I′m spoken for
No more single life for me. This is it
Cyborg: Happy Hour specials on Ciroc Ultra Lightspeed
Scooch: shit