Video Babe Songtext
von Say What?

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Gather ′round, the TV's of the world
Once again it′s about to come down
Like grease drippin' off your ground, ground

Feast your eyes upon this sight
It don't matter what′s wrong or right
She′s here, she's hot, she′s in your room
She's brought to you by the video boom
The video babe is high priority
Seen on the screen for the majority of time
They wine and dine our minds
Thinkin′ we don't mind the grinds

The T, the A, N-T-A-L-I-Z-I-N-G
It′s outta control, I gotta let you know
That you've got to be discerning

Video babe
Video babe
Video babe
Video babe


L-U-S-T incorporated
Look at the monster you've created
Corporate powers in your towers
Somebody forgot to put in the cold showers
Video babes to sell me my car
Video babe gonna play guitar
Video babe is a superstar
Turn it off before it goes too far

Video babe
Video babe
Video babe
Video babe
Video babe
Video babe
Video babe
Video babe

Hey man, did you see that new video by the Goobers?
No man, what′s it like?
Oh, it′s great, you gotta see it!
Well, what's the guys in the band look like?
Uh, I can′t remember, I think they had long hair though
Well, what were they wearing?
Oh, they had these, well, I guess they had black stuff on

So, what did the song sound like? I mean, was it a good tune?
Uh, I can't really remember the song


But you should have seen the babes, man
I′m talking serious babe action
This one babe looked like she just stepped out of a swimsuit issue
They had 'em playing the instruments and running through fields
And jumping off buildings and a whole
Carload of babes in this one scene
Yeah man, it was great
Oh, and at the end the babe gets the
Babe and they live happily ever after