Lesbian Songtext
von Sarah Something

As a kid I rode with the boys
He-Man and G.I. Joe were my toys
Had my hair cut short
I played baseball with friends
No Barbies, I preferred Kens
And I was good at sports

It never occurred to me
But now it′s kinda easy to see
I'm a lesbian! Whoo!

Got through school without dating guys
Turned out to be a nice surprise
′Cause they're not my type (they'll never be)
And in college more the same
No wins ′cause I got no game
′Til a woman changed my life (and my destiny)

She helped me take off my disguise (what disguise?)
And finally I realized
Damn! I'm a lesbian!


La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-lesbian
I′m a lesbian

La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-lesbian

Oh, I recognize your swagger
And your Subaru Outback
You also found the place where you fit
With Indigo Girls playing
Twenty-four seven
Is this heaven? Yeah, I think that's it
Is this heaven? Yeah, I think that′s it

La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-lesbian
You're a lesbian

La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-lesbian
We′re all lesbian


La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-lesbian
You're a lesbian

La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-lesbian
We're all lesbian

La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
You′re a lesbian
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
We′re all lesbian

I'm a lesbian!
Obviously