Jesus Songtext
von Sam Kinison
Jesus Songtext
Plus, I read the Bible
I′m pretty fascinated by the life of Christ
It's a pretty good trick to pull off
Come back from the dead and not scare the hell out of everybody, huh?
Jesus is the only guy that did that
He′s the only guy that ever came out of the fucking grave
After being dead for three days where people didn't go
HOOOO The dead let the dead fucking live! OOO ROOOOO kill it kill it oooooo
And yeah, anybody else, man? Anybody else? People freak Jesus comes out and na! Ha! its Jesus! Hey, you're a little dusty there, aren′t you? Let′s wipe some of that off God, what, dried with the top down, huh?
No, I guess that's why he never got married No wife would ever buy the fucking resurrection, all right? It′s like, sure She sees him on Friday afternoon He takes off with 12 fucking guys
She doesn't hear from him again till Monday He comes in the house He′s going, and where have you been for three days, Mr. Winemaker? Jesus is going, no, no, I'll tell you
First of all, not that it′s important, but I was DEAD! I'm in a fucking grave outside of town i'm fighting death hell decomposure I′m changing spiritual form about to come into the kingdom of God like a wait a second
I better go back because she doesn′t know where i've been Yeah it never would have worked man been all kinds of press jesus gets divorced Wife doesn′t buy resurrection you know just never would have worked what a life
People say you think jesus is coming back? oh sure yeah he's skipping all the way huh It′s been 2 000 years yeah he's coming back he′s going to be on game shows its gonna be on This is your life, They're going to go, Jesus, do you remember this noise?
He's gonna go, yeah, I can name that tune in two notes! I figure Jesus is in heaven right now They′re going, Jesus, why don′t you go back down to earth? These are troubled times They need a symbol of peace and love again Somebody walk in the world with real peace
Sure, yeah, I'll go back As soon as I can play the piano! Again, I′ll be right there. Thanks a lot. I'm being the only savior that can use his Hand as a fucking whistle. Jesus, he clips I′m not trying to make jokes about jesus though i saw the movies i read the bible
He's always on the cross at the end crucifixion there′s always 30 or 40 christians standing around It's a shame that he has to die And Jesus is always going Well, maybe I wouldn't have to Somebody get a ladder and a pair of pliers But the Bible said you′re supposed to die
Oh! buy the book! Buy the book! Oh, tough gig, tough gig But that′s what happens to everybody that tries to help, huh? Abraham Lincoln, right? Gandhi, Sadat You're going to bring peace to the Middle East, huh? Says, yeah, yeah, I′m going to bring peace over here
Well, Sadat, listen, you're doing such a good job We decided to have a fucking parade for you, okay? So you wear something real bright and sit down in front, all right? You′re going to like a certain float we put together for you there Anybody, man Kennedy's, right? Martin Luther King?
I have a dream oh shit! i have a fucking head wound Thanks a lot People go, man, aren′t you afraid to tell jokes like that? Aren't you afraid, man? Don't you think some kind of curse may come into your life? Don′t you think you might go to hell? I was married first! for two fucking years! HELL WOULD BE LIKE CLUB MAN! OH! AHHHHHH!
I′m pretty fascinated by the life of Christ
It's a pretty good trick to pull off
Come back from the dead and not scare the hell out of everybody, huh?
Jesus is the only guy that did that
He′s the only guy that ever came out of the fucking grave
After being dead for three days where people didn't go
HOOOO The dead let the dead fucking live! OOO ROOOOO kill it kill it oooooo
And yeah, anybody else, man? Anybody else? People freak Jesus comes out and na! Ha! its Jesus! Hey, you're a little dusty there, aren′t you? Let′s wipe some of that off God, what, dried with the top down, huh?
No, I guess that's why he never got married No wife would ever buy the fucking resurrection, all right? It′s like, sure She sees him on Friday afternoon He takes off with 12 fucking guys
She doesn't hear from him again till Monday He comes in the house He′s going, and where have you been for three days, Mr. Winemaker? Jesus is going, no, no, I'll tell you
First of all, not that it′s important, but I was DEAD! I'm in a fucking grave outside of town i'm fighting death hell decomposure I′m changing spiritual form about to come into the kingdom of God like a wait a second
I better go back because she doesn′t know where i've been Yeah it never would have worked man been all kinds of press jesus gets divorced Wife doesn′t buy resurrection you know just never would have worked what a life
People say you think jesus is coming back? oh sure yeah he's skipping all the way huh It′s been 2 000 years yeah he's coming back he′s going to be on game shows its gonna be on This is your life, They're going to go, Jesus, do you remember this noise?
He's gonna go, yeah, I can name that tune in two notes! I figure Jesus is in heaven right now They′re going, Jesus, why don′t you go back down to earth? These are troubled times They need a symbol of peace and love again Somebody walk in the world with real peace
Sure, yeah, I'll go back As soon as I can play the piano! Again, I′ll be right there. Thanks a lot. I'm being the only savior that can use his Hand as a fucking whistle. Jesus, he clips I′m not trying to make jokes about jesus though i saw the movies i read the bible
He's always on the cross at the end crucifixion there′s always 30 or 40 christians standing around It's a shame that he has to die And Jesus is always going Well, maybe I wouldn't have to Somebody get a ladder and a pair of pliers But the Bible said you′re supposed to die
Oh! buy the book! Buy the book! Oh, tough gig, tough gig But that′s what happens to everybody that tries to help, huh? Abraham Lincoln, right? Gandhi, Sadat You're going to bring peace to the Middle East, huh? Says, yeah, yeah, I′m going to bring peace over here
Well, Sadat, listen, you're doing such a good job We decided to have a fucking parade for you, okay? So you wear something real bright and sit down in front, all right? You′re going to like a certain float we put together for you there Anybody, man Kennedy's, right? Martin Luther King?
I have a dream oh shit! i have a fucking head wound Thanks a lot People go, man, aren′t you afraid to tell jokes like that? Aren't you afraid, man? Don't you think some kind of curse may come into your life? Don′t you think you might go to hell? I was married first! for two fucking years! HELL WOULD BE LIKE CLUB MAN! OH! AHHHHHH!
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