Drive Songtext
von Rory Scovel

Took the plane in, lot of fun, lot of fun flying
We didn′t actually fly though
Just got in the plane and fucking gunned it down the highway

Oh do you guys fly?
Oh you guys get in planes and fly?
Well I guess that's the difference in our income
Yeah
I′m so rich I don't even fucking fly
I just get in a plane, I'm like "nah just drive"
Just drive
I don′t need to get there quick, I need to flaunt my cash

Sittin′ in a plane
Gunnin' 500 miles per hour down the highway
People look "Yeah no I′m in a plane"
"Yeah no I'm in a plane on the highway"
"I bet you wish that you worked as hard as my dad′s grandfather"

"If you did you could know what it's like to be up here"
"But you know, oh well"
"Enjoy your vehicle"


Every time there′s a bridge we kinda take off
Oh, ah, and back down
Back down
I still sit in the middle seat, too
No one's on the plane but me
No one's on the plane but me, I still sit in the middle seat
Just ′cause I′m humble, you know
Humble

I'm, actually I get really afraid to fly
Anybody else get afraid to fly?
Well then fuck all of you
Ah, we don′t have fears, we're perfect
What if I got that mad?
I am a little bit pissed about it

I do, I get afraid to fly
I get afraid to fly, and then I′m also afraid to fly
I get afraid to fly and then when it's
Happening I′m like "nah I'm still afraid"
I get afraid and then

The one thing that eases my, eases my fear though
Calms me down
When the pilot comes on the intercom
And he has a southern accent
Immediately I feel a little bit better
"Why is that?"
Good question, everyone
Good question, everyone with one voice


I was raised in the south
I know what it's like
You come from the south, you′re raised with a certain amount of pride
You′re embarrassed if you can't achieve certain feats
Raised with pride, everyone else in the country calls it racism

Mm-mm, mm-mm
Pride with a tinge of honesty
Yeah, tinge of honesty
Everyone thinks the south is racist, sure
But I′ve been to a lot of cities in this country
All of them are racist
The difference, the south can't shut the fuck up about it
That′s the difference
Go to the south, they do something racist, like

Go to every other city in the country, they're like
"Hey! Hey, just do it, that′s good"
Mm, mm, mm-mm

Oh, no, no, that's coming, no, no, no, no
That's the difference

I do, I get, I get settled, I′m like
"Ah he′s southern, he'll, he′ll fucking land this plane"
"Doesn't matter what′s going on, he'll be embarrassed if he can′t"

"What, you're telling me we lost a motherfucking wing?"
"Are you serious right now?"
"We lost a fucking wing"
"Hell yeah I'll still land this motherfucker"
"Watch this shit dude"
"Nah, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, leave the wheels up"
"Leave the wheels up"

"Hey folks, I′m not supposed to make this announcement"
"And honestly I probably should be
Sitting down while I′m flying the plane"
"But I need to tell y'all something right now"
"This cockpit is motherfucking big"
"Wing fell off, I need some of y′all
To get on the left side of the plane"
"And go ahead and turn those cell phones back on"
"And start tweeting right now"

"I will spell my name right before we hit the ground"
"I'm leaving the wheels up"
"Everybody pick a spot, I′ll fucking land it right now"

"I'll smoke a whole pack of cigarettes ′fore we get down there"

That plane that had to land in the Hudson River
When they hit all those birds
Would have been way different if that was a southern pilot
Would have come on the overhead
"Y'all aren't even gonna fucking believe this"

"Hey, y′all, hey, y′all, back here"

"Y'all aren′t even gonna believe this shit"
"We just hit a shit ton of birds"
"Some lucky motherfucker down there just gets to keep 'em"
"I′m up here doing all the work"
"We just lost an engine, boy if it ain't Christmas"

"We′re gonna have to land in the river"
"A lot of y'all are thinking that's a bad thing"
"Not too bad, you were about to go to Charlotte, North Carolina"
"Now you get to just stay here, in
A real city, and stand in the river"
"You′re welcome for all the TV coverage y′all are about to get"
"Here we go"

Although I feel like even the southern
Pilot wouldn't even stay in the cockpit
He′d just open the door
"Y'all ain′t even gonna know what this is"
"Hell, look at my face, get a photo real quick"
"Yeah, there we go"

I won't flush the toilet on an airplane
Is anyone else that afraid to fly?
That′s the level of fear that I have
I won't flush the toilet
That fucking sound that it makes
I'm already afraid of what′s happening
Then I go to the bathroom and I fucking hit flush
Oh fuck guys, I put a hole in the plane
Guys, guys
I think there′s a hole in the plane, guys