Lost Songtext
von Rodney Dangerfield

Anything with cars, I′m unlucky
I always get lost
I'm very bad with maps and routes, I don′t know
When I get lost, I'm lost
Other people get lost, to get directions like


"You go straight ahead, you can't miss it, just follow your nose."
No one ever tells me to follow my nose
I always hear things like, UH
"Yo-way-off
Not in this town!"

Then after they give me directions, I get lost all over again
They tell me, "You go to the sixth light, you make a right turn"
As soon as I pull away, I′m in trouble
I never know if I should count the first light

And the way some people give you directions, you can′t help but get lost
I was in a small town, a guy gave me directions, it was ridiculous
He said to me, "You just keep going straight ahead"
And then you make a left, where the old schoolhouse used to be