Nearly Marjorie Songtext
von Red Jacket Mine

I burned a warpath through this town
When you left me on the ground
I went searching for the piece of me I′d lost
But like Sherman on his ride
I felt only rage inside
And my only hope was beating out the frost

I suppose I made it through
Honey, what else could I do?
I was armed, I would pursue a life of sin
Since then there's been so many women
Some I′d like to see again
But it was me and Marjorie who did me in


Try and remember how this ends
Marjorie could never ever be your friend
That's the mantra I repeat
As I shuffle down the street
I might seem aloof but really I'm afraid

That I blew my only chance
At preserving true romance
Me and Marjorie, we nearly had it made

Now I′ll take anyone who′ll have me
I'm afraid that′s how it's been
Since it was me and Marjorie who did me

Had a singular way with me
Me and Marjorie who did me in