Never Trust a Woman Songtext
von Red Foley

If you ain′t a man with a lot of guts
A doggone woman will drive you nuts
You can't trust one to the corner nowadays
Gotta watch your dough, she′ll cheat you blind
A woman ain't got but a one track mind
You'll find out, bud, it′s the man that always pays
She′ll feed you a line that'll turn your head
And you′ll marry her, and when you're in bed
She′ll go through all the pockets in your pants
Then if you object, there'll be a big fight
And chances are, it′ll last all night
I'm telling you man, you just ain't got a chance
Never, never trust a woman
You′ll be sorry if you do
Never, never trust a woman
She′ll just make a monkey out of you
Though women are handy 'round the house
They can′t be trusted for man or mouse
It's a shame the way they drag a good man down
It′s a well known fact they talk too much


And they dig up dirt about the neighbors and such
And Paul Revere to gossip all around town
You'll blow your top when they get in your hair
And they′ll drive you to drink, man I'll swear
You'll wish you′d never seen the light of day
I′m tipping you off, your goose is cooked
When one of them females get you hooked
So you'd better think it over while you may
Never, never trust a woman
You′ll be sorry if you do
Never, never trust a woman
She'll just make a monkey out of you
I′m telling you man, it's a dirty shame
To come home late from a poker game
To a little wife that′s gonna give you a heck
She's sitting alone with a rolling pin
And she'll let you have it when you walk in
And when she gets through with you, you′ll be a wreck
If you had a little nip and she smells your breath
She′ll start a-nagging you half to death
And bud, you'll have to put up with that for life
′Cause the preacher said, for better or worse
Until you ride that big black hearse
You just naturally got yourself a wife
Never, never trust a woman
You'll be sorry if you do
Never, never trust a woman
She′ll just make a monkey out of you