Conspiracy Man Songtext
von Rat Hole

The vaccination programme was a farce
I read it on the internet
And 9-11 didn′t happen in the past
I read it on the internet
The Matrix wasn't a fiction it′s the truth
I read it on the internet
I've got everything that I need except the proof
I read it on the internet

If you don't believe me, then I don′t believe you too
If you don′t believe me, then I don't believe you too
If you don′t believe me, then I don't believe you too
It′s all a conspiracy, man

It's all a conspiracy, man
It′s a conspiracy plan
It's all a conspiracy, man
We are living in conspiracy land


TikTok's just some spyware for the Chinese
I read it on the internet
How can you land on the moon when it′s made of cheese
I read it on the internet
You didn′t kill yourself, did you Epstein
I read it on the internet
Cos Osama bin Laden just invited you round for tea
I read it on the internet

If you don't believe me, then I don′t believe you too
If you don't believe me, then I don′t believe you too
If you don't believe me, then I don′t believe you too
Cos it's a conspiracy, man

It's all a conspiracy, man
It′s a conspiracy plan
It′s all a conspiracy, man
We are living in conspiracy land
It's all a conspiracy
Yeah, global warming′s rubbish and there's plenty of bees
It′s all a conspiracy, man

Global warming
Flat earth and all of that stuff
Melting of the ice caps
It's all a conspiracy, man
The pyramids are square
And I′m a lizard in disguise
Aliens
It's all a conspiracy, man


It's all a conspiracy, man
It′s a conspiracy plan
It′s all a conspiracy, man
We are living in conspiracy land
It's all a conspiracy
Yeah, global warming′s rubbish and there's plenty of bees
It′s all a conspiracy, man