Before I Die Songtext
von Professor Green

See it all started the other day
I was smoking and you know thinking to myself all deeply
You know how you do sometimes when you smoke weed
You start thinking too deeply and it all gets a bit scary
Anyway I′m drifting back to the point
Which is I was thinking about how
If I was to die
Have I done everything that I would really like to do

And I haven't
So this is a list of what I would like to do
Before I die

I want a number one in the charts
Before I pass and can ask
Lulu if she regrets having her chest enhanced with implants
I wanna get my teeth straightened
Yeah to make me more handsome
Make friends with Hugh Hefner and go
On a long break to the Playboy mansion
See before I die


Before I leave Earth

Before I′m put inside of a coffin and burned
I wanna grope till I'm old of age
And smoke till I'm old and grey
Till I′m sixty with a spliff trying to kick a flow on stage
Still drunk in a club looking for sluts with a Zimmer frame
Plus a pocket full of Viagra just to keep my dick up straight
I wanna see my bank account grow
Get my cash and go
To Las Vegas rich and come back bankrupt and broke

Before I can blaze an L

With Biggie, Big Pun, Pac and Big L

I want fame and to play with six girls
Six cuties (come here)
With thick booties in a jacuzzi
Chontooties listening to Juicy
Truthfully before I die

Before I die


I wanna be rich I wanna be famous
Nah I wanna be a superstar
Before I die

I want chicks my wrist slit with bracelets
A few cars and two huge yards
Before I die
I want a car with massaging seats
Gold bath taps and before I die
I want the menage a seize
Before I die
Before I die
I got a lot of living left to do
Before I die

I wanna meet Jessica Alba
Me? That was me with an A
Maybe we could meet for a day
A week what do you think I was gay?
Beyonce

Yeah I know that′s Jigga's missus
But I′d still love to be in it listening to Big Pimpin'
I′m sorry Ashley Cole

See I'm an Arsenal fan
And Cheryl Tweedy would get it quick with an arse like that

Christina Milian could dip it low
Use her lips to lick and blow
My dick until my kids explode
Into a frigging throat
Before I′m dead
I wanna link Jenna Jameson for an autograph
Just an autograph and some porn star sex
Deep throat porn star head

Plus all the trimmings
These are all the women I would be in
If I could while I am tall and living

I'd have them all in linen
All at the same time
In the same room on the same bed
I'm male so these are the thoughts of a sane mind
See before I lay in my bed
My bed for my eternal rest
There′s a lot of beds I gotta lay in before I′m laid to rest

Before I die

I wanna be rich I wanna be famous
Nah I wanna be a superstar
Before I die

I want chicks my wrist slit with bracelets
A few cars and two huge yards
Before I die
I want a car with massaging seats
Gold bath taps and before I die
I want the menage a seize
Before I die
Before I die
I got a lot of living left to do
Before I die

I wanna make a mil
And find out just how real fake titties feel
But with an attitude like mine
I might not die I might get killed
Anyway before I die
I wanna drive a Ferrari and a Harley
Go on safari and withdraw a million pound coins from Barclays

Just for the sake of it
Just so I can say I did
So you can get in a rage
Hate it and say that I take the piss

I don't care why would I?

This is what I wanna do
I′m talking about me
So why would I give a fuck about you?

At some point

I wanna give up the weed
Have a kid and be the dad to my son
My father never was to me
Maybe even invest some cash
For the kids that I'm yet to have
And a little stash of cash
For the lawyers for the necks that I′ve yet to snap
Before I take my bow

I gotta do Amsterdam and get higher than I've ever been
They call me Evergreen I got leaves all year round
I pop pills and smoke so stop debating
And if I don′t die from intoxication
I'd at least like to be intoxicated please

Before I die

I wanna be rich I wanna be famous
Nah I wanna be a superstar
Before I die

I want chicks my wrist slit with bracelets
A few cars and two huge yards
Before I die
I want a car with massaging seats
Gold bath taps and before I die
I want the menage a seize
Before I die
Before I die
I got a lot of living left to do
Before I die